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Disturbing IRC conversations somehow vaguely relating to Tetris...
< hektor_> opposite sex? elaborate please < hektor_> you mean like when the I's are blue? < Rosti_LFC> hmm < Rosti_LFC> Comparing SRS with women... < muf> i wouldn't want sex with SRS < muf> i'd turn gay and go ARS-on-ARS < Rosti_LFC> oh god >.< < Rosti_LFC> that was bad pun < Rosti_LFC> SRSly <hektor_> ughh <hektor_> my skull <hektor_> REGRET!! < edo_> the best time to use the S and Z moves are when you feel an L or J coming < edo_> and the best time to use the O move is when you feel an I coming, and you need to get it to the right <@muf> okay, bad visuals there < edo_> ? <@muf> "if you feel an L or J coming" <@muf> i can picture you on the toilet, going "oh dear i feel an L coming.. uuurnnggghhh" < edo_> muf, you worry me sometimes... <@muf> lol <@muf> actually, it's kind of fitting <@muf> i usually play tetris DS when i've got a big delivery < edo_> muf, seriously < edo_> you worry me <@muf> um edo <@muf> if anyone should be worried: <@muf> <edo> it's haerd tpw play tetirs and whathc a girl mssaturbate at the same teim < edo_> hahaha < Lardarse> what??? < edo_> that's when I was playing blocktrix with muf and rosti, and a few others, and I was a bit less than sober... <@muf> a few too many g&ts and vodkas < edo_> for some reason, I was in the mood for watching porn at the same time < Lardarse> ok < Lardarse> now i'm not so worried < Lardarse> for a moment, i thought that the girl was actually in the same room as you... <@muf> that would be hot <@muf> playing tetris with a girl in the room who's warming up for you :D < Lardarse> depends if she's warming up wit an I or not... <@muf> not much unlike playing quake with a girl under the table giving head < Lardarse> hhaah < Lardarse> one day, i need to try that < lee_n> jagorochi: when was the last time you greased your stick? :) < ed1> I'm actually quite "big", just not very tall < muf> you should practice death too, lard < pineapple> f that < muf> it's much more fun than master < muf> and the games are much shorter (as long as you're not skilled enough to reach high levels) < pineapple> half the time, i don't even each 60... < muf> maybe i'm just masochistic when it comes to tetris or something < muf> but i love grinding my death skill < pineapple> you just like grinding... and i don't mean tetris <@colour_thief> DeHackEd: you up for a session today? < DeHackEd> I'm ALWAYS up for a session... <@colour_thief> well, whenever you like you can come on over < mushroom> thus begins a bad porno < Amnesia> Because one day you will see on the TV : < Amnesia> "a young man of 24 years old suicide himself after eating his joystick and jump to the window.." < kotetsu21> HOLY SHIT < kotetsu21> THERE'S A HUGE FUCKING ROACH ON THE FLOOR < kotetsu21> WHAT THE FUCK < kotetsu21> GOOOOOOO Stomp attack, OHKO, kotetsu wins again < caffeine1> yo guys < caffeine1> im gay < caffeine1> okay friends are here < caffeine1> going -!- caffeine1 has quit [Quit] -!- MobileDe2 has joined #arika < muf> video = AVISource("amnesias_shitty_playing.avi") < MobileDe2> that is a GREAT line to see when I join IRC <@colour_thief> the first rule of tetris club is... <@colour_thief> yes you all have testicles, but nobody wants to see them < Monte_> digital is asian < Monte_> just remember that < Monte_> asians evolved fast fingers due to lack of penis size < Monte_> it's evolution, holmes < timc``> muf < timc``> i hope your facebook status lists you as in a relationship with Ti < muf> haha < muf> it's more like a BDSM affair < muf> "where are you going with that thing?!" -"promotional exam, honey" < mushroom> "oh yes, oh yes, demote me..." < mushroom> "I've been a bad, bad player" <@space_monkey> ohh my god <@space_monkey> i had a sexual relation with my arcade lever <@space_monkey> this is too good < cdsboy> but your totally gonna tell me right Meroigo? < Meroigo> cdsboy:if you send me a picture of your penis < cdsboy> deal < cdsboy> email? < caffeine> who need friends when... oh shit almost beat my high score < amnesiao> but I still want to have sex with caffeine < muf> yeah, i've used you < DeHackEd> I know what you mean and won't take it strangely. < muf> man, amnesia plays slow < muf> is he playing with joystick or something? < Edo_> yeah, I'm pretty sure amnesia uses a joystick < Edo_> if you can even call it that < Edo_> I hear it's actually made out of a piece of cardboard and some dried peas <@colour_thief> just take it like a man for now, you'll be better for it < muf> lol * muf bends over < muf> give it to me, ct <@colour_thief> dude, turn your autoaccept on :P < muf> i think my client is like "wtf, it's 0 bytes" <@colour_thief> i'm sensitive about my size ok :( < timc> muf is just constantly masturbating < timc> one hand on his joystick < timc> the other hand on his joystick < Kitaru1> he's playing Doubles? < Kitaru> S1 in TAP... < Kitaru> that's like 1 dan blackbelt, right? :) < muf> fifth dan Ti, qualified third dan < muf> actually, the whole dan thing is pretty fitting with qualification exams < Kitaru> yeah < muf> when i used to do judo as a kid, i'd get promotional exams < lee_n> did the walls shake and turn to gold? < DeHackEd> tgm1 was biology-ish < DeHackEd> section 0-99 is blood cells, for example < DeHackEd> 200-299 are neurons < Tada> are those... sperm in 100-199? <@colour_thief> yes, mihara's < caffeine> 15-20 seconds is how i like it. super fast and brutally masochistic <@colour_thief> i'm sending a blurry video of my dongle to TWF * colour_thief uses NEDI to upscale a youtube video to 1080p * Meroigo uses NEDI to upscale Ghett0's ding-a-ling to 1080p (a while later) < Meroigo> i was insanely funny and no-one laughed. <@colour_thief> no Meroigo we're concerned at your love for small boys < Meroigo> colour_thief: Love and sexually attracted to are two different things!!!!!!!!!!!!! < muf> this is like inverse drunk alertness syndrome < muf> when i'm drunk i get reminded of important things < muf> and when i'm sober i forget them again < muf> :/ <gs68> If there's one person in this world who is stupier than me, it's her. <Zircean> see normally i would agree with you <Zircean> but when you misspell "stupider" it doesn't help your case < Meroigo> OK i'll just go to the bathroom, think about young muf while jerking off, then go sleep! :> good night <Digital__> ok meroigo, I'll let you have one internet hug <Digital__> as a friend! * Meroigo hugs Digital__. * Meroigo holds on tightly. * Meroigo won't let go. <Meroigo> Digital__... I love you.. ;O <Digital__> oh crap <Digital__> ....you can let go now * Meroigo won't. * Meroigo tries to kiss Digital__ * Digital__ slips out before that happens <Digital__> whoops too bad <Digital__> you misdropped that kiss * Meroigo press F11 and tries again. * Digital__ presses escape <@colour_thief> zircean, hard 20G need a touch of crazy <@colour_thief> like a ukelele solo or something <Zircean> oh no here we go * muf facepalm * Zircean mufpalm * muf muffdive <Vincent_Laurent> come on..Nobody else except jago and c_t will blow me on TAP and TGM.. <caffeine1> oh come now. surely someone here will blow vincent? <KevinDDR> someone backed into my dad's car so you don't have to ride in it to the con <KevinDDR> instead <KevinDDR> you get to ride in a rental prius! <Zircean> EXCELLENT !! but... let's drive better next time <KevinDDR> so i sent a message to my girlfriend something like "hey babe. wish you were here for the final day of hell I MEAN SAKURACON" <KevinDDR> and she replied back <KevinDDR> "i wish your name was my homework." <KevinDDR> and i was like <KevinDDR> "why" <KevinDDR> and she said <KevinDDR> "because then you'd be hard and i'd be doing you on my desk" <Vin_s> I will take kevin with my stick <muf> hmm, at least now the discussion is no longer irrelevant <muf> but it's still not interesting <Zircean> make it interesting then muf <muf> BIG FLOPPY DONKEY DICK. <@colour_thief> MOOSE COCKS <muf> presto <Kitakyushu> poop is poop <Kitakyushu> and you should eat it because I said so <muf> mmh poop <muf> WAIT. <DeHackEd> there's HTTP errors going fairly high up in the 400 range. they're just uncommon <muf> well yeah, i mean known ones <DeHackEd> damn, it only goes up to 417 <DeHackEd> I was hoping it'd go to 420 <muf> the only widely known ones are 200, 301, 302, 401, 403, 404, 500 <muf> 200 OK, 301 moved temporarily, 302 moved permanently, 401 authentication required, 403 access denied, 404 not found, 500 server error <DeHackEd> 503 temp unavail <muf> and i happen to know 411 length required. but that's only cause i gave HTTPanties to my ex-gf for her birthday <DeHackEd> ... I'm not sure how to respond to that <@colour_thief> let me introduce you to notepad <@colour_thief> it's like IRC but single player * muf gives Meroigo a passionate kiss. <Meroigo> muf shows his real side when he's drunk. <Bowser> no, muf shows his drunk side when he's drunk <Vovad> they were so close to reaching my ballin machine <Vovad> instead <Vovad> we get a tetris <Vovad> with fancy acquatic backgrounds <Vovad> thats what i want <Vovad> FISH <tadaru> muf is more aspie than me <muf> tada don't fucking call me an ass pie <tadaru> then learn sarcasm <Meroigo> lol <Meroigo> muf sarcasm'd you sarcasm <Meroigo> he's one level above you <muf> yeah <muf> this is sarcasm for pros <TWF> YOU SHOWED US... THE ULTIMATE STACK... THANK YOU VERY MUCH... I CAN'T STOP CRYING BUCKETS OF TEARS! BOOHOOBOOHOO <TWF> that is what I say <TWF> every time I watch a KAN video <Zircean> i have kan's perfect MM-roll performance saved on my computer as "kan-god.mp4" <Zircean> sums it up quite nicely <kan> omg <TWF> OMG <Zircean> speaking of which! <TWF> IT'S KAN <muf> int pi = 3; <tadaru> NOOOOOOOOOOOO <TWF> noooooo muf <Zircean> NOOOOOOOOO <tadaru> agh my eyes <muf> well there is this girl that's addicted to neave tetris. i might be able to get her hooked on sexmaster <muf> i might be on to something, once i get her to want a stick <Kitaru> no <Kitaru> yeah to long <Kitaru> although oops <Kitaru> eh w/e <Zircean> kitaru make sense <Kitaru> no <Kitaru> I refuse <Zircean> Donkey Kong: The Grand Master <Billmaan> if he hits level 22 with over a million points, it triggers the M-roll and he has to play with invisible barrels. <Corrosive> no girls allowed in here <Corrosive> this is a guy talk zone <Corrosive> actually tetrominophile is a chick <Corrosive> shes 'Jan' on Blockbox <Corrosive> im trying to get her to send me nudies <tetrominophile> lol <tetrominophile> jan is a boys name <tetrominophile> i thought you were gay < lee_n> in other news, kevin is opening his own arcade. < lee_n> acne <muf> kevin definitely looks most scary out of everyone <muf> also he needs to fix that unibrow :/ <muf> before i get nightmares about it <TWF> haha <TWF> yes he does <TWF> kevin is a uh <TWF> very hairy person <muf> haha <TWF> it's vaguely distressing <muf> you sound like you've seen more parts of it than i have <muf> which in itself is disturbing <Zemus> u know dark energy just appears outa no where.. so like dont that just break the law of conservation of energy?? <Zemus> where they heck does all that ngative energy come from. <Monte> rap music <gs68> yeah I used to play SRS, via TDS <gs68> then I played TGM for months <gs68> SRS makes no sense to me now <gs68> "THIS ISN'T SEX. DO NOT POP OUT." <@colour_thief> <notsmoothop> orangina <@colour_thief> can you imagine if they came up with a mango variant? <@colour_thief> mangina... <Zircean> anyway tgm shouldn't take priority over primal urges <Zircean> that's when you know you're way too addicted ;) <Zircean> ...seriously, complaining that you couldn't play tgm cause you were ballin chicks, i don't think i'll ever hear that from anyone else rofl <Zircean> well, chick. singular <Zircean> but still <tadaru> ya rly <muf> not even timc would go that far <muf> wait <muf> that's not right <muf> lol <Zircean> timc bangs chicks while playing tgm <muf> and then installs irc on their computers <Zircean> like your quakejob, except with tetris <Zircean> and that <muf> timc is a man i can be proud of <Zircean> hahahah --> timccccc (~lisa@[removed]) has joined #arika <muf> speak of the devil <KevinDDR> hahahahahahahaha <Zircean> rofl timc <muf> hey lisa <KevinDDR> solid <KevinDDR> hahahahahaa wow <muf> tim still ballin you? <TWF> colour_thief why are you dressed like a huge dick <@colour_thief> i was in a band called james and the giant penis <@colour_thief> we were big in japan <@colour_thief> err, i mean australia <TWF> what did you play <@colour_thief> by which i mean we had a paying new year's gig in some guy's backyard <@colour_thief> i was probably the most experienced musician <@colour_thief> but i just sort of danced around in a penis costume <@colour_thief> there was a pump to shoot water out of my helmet <@colour_thief> i think i possibly screamed some rap into a microphone too <@colour_thief> our bassist couldn't play bass <@colour_thief> so we gave him a kazoo <@colour_thief> it was wicked rad < Edo> colour_thief: up for some lode runner? < Edo> I'm on live now < pineapple> Edo: i think he has a friend over right now <@colour_thief> Edo: nope DeHackEd is over sorry <@colour_thief> another tetris friend is coming too <@muf> LOL TETRIS FRIENDS? < Zircean> ... < lee_n> sounds like a TETRIS PARTY < notsmoothop> oh god < notsmoothop> gold bond on my nuts < notsmoothop> fuck yeah < cdsboy> ... < notsmoothop> cdsboy: you have no idea < notsmoothop> until you have tried it < notsmoothop> like < notsmoothop> it feels like 1000 icy gnomes gently massaging your balls < notsmoothop> anything that normally pisses you off < notsmoothop> has no effect < cdsboy> so how did you first decide to do this? < muf> i've used like mint talcum powder on my nuts in the summer to ward off sweaty balls < muf> but it only works for like a couple of hours < notsmoothop> muf: but i bet it's the best couple of hours < notsmoothop> you've ever felt < notsmoothop> cdsboy: my dads been doing it for years < notsmoothop> and so i figured i'd try it < muf> haha it's pretty awesome when it's like 30 degrees centigrade yeah < notsmoothop> it's like 0C out right now, and it still feels awesome < notsmoothop> you can't get nervous when your balls feel this good <KevinDDR> here's a picture of laura, who you're going to meet tonight at acme <KevinDDR> okay i have to find a non slutty picture of laura <KevinDDR> this could be hard <Rosti_LFC> ....where is tada? <Zircean> everywhere <lee_n> he'll show up when you least expect it and be all like.. tada. <Rosti_LFC> it's sort of nice without him <Rosti_LFC> like... quiet and not depressing <muf> he left about two hours ago, thank bob <TWF> hahahaha <TWF> you guys are so mean * tada has joined #arika <Zircean> well speak of the devil <muf> well cock. <Edo_AFK> I like a good bit of firmness to my stick <Edo_AFK> if my stick is too floppy, it's just not very usable <TWF> haha <TWF> but it can't be too hard! <TWF> or else it just hurts <Edo_AFK> .... < Rosti> in my experience, nads don't taste good =\ < nightmareci> yo dawg i put a for loop in yo for loop so you can iterate while you iterate < smop^^> I'M SO JEWISH EVEN GOD OWES ME MONEY < KevinDDR> haha DP gets pretty brutal < disgusting> but that certain event pretty much ruined all my self-confidence at once, and I'm just trying to rebuild it... < KevinDDR> turned down by the fat girl of your dreams? :P < KevinDDR> oh. that was mean. <@colour_thief> i imagine when you're rejected by a 1000 pound girl it probably feels like getting rejected by 7.5 women at once < Rosti> also thought about castrating myself with a spoon last night < Rosti> but decided it'd probably be more masochistic to play TGM < orz> *rips a huge fart* large women ftw yall. Tada here.. this worlds so harsh < Kitaru_> ok ok ok, so < Kitaru_> invis doubles < Kitaru_> good idea y/y <KevinDDR> jeez <KevinDDR> this anti seizure medicine says it can cause "pain or curving of the penis" and "mental retardation" <KevinDDR> i'm not sure if that's better than a seizure < muf> RUB THAT DICK IT'S YOURS, BITCH < myndzi> muf: it's a piece of cake...? < muf> myndzi: you know you can't be lazy! < clinch> i'm so lost right now < steadshot> grinding for stars is so dumb < Kitaru> um newsflash this game is gay < Kitaru> and is designed to be money gay < Kitaru> grind homo shit game < Kitaru> retardation facebook minimal effort high time investment trend bullshit < KevinDDR> good lord < KevinDDR> total hikikomori status right now lool < KevinDDR> it's 3pm and i still haven't put clothes on < fsy> KevinDDR: I've spent the past 48 hours in nothing but my underpants < KevinDDR> now that's living!! < cdsboy> I love days like those < fsy> sadly I'm going to a meeting tomorrow; I might actually have to put a t-shirt on < fsy> maybe some socks too <@muf> like timc at strasbourg <@muf> only wore shirts outside < KevinDDR> lolol -!- user829385 [~satnoheus@redacted] has joined #arika <@muf> speak of the devil <@muf> tim <@muf> shirt <@muf> currently <@muf> y/n < user829385> hell no < KevinDDR> LOL <Enthal> I'm out of the kevinddr dicksucking squad aka #arika < Zircean> when girls force me to lecture them about randomizer theory does this mean they're keepers < colour_thief> agamemnon is leaving me completely flaccid < DrPete> if you aren't willing to pee in a jar you don't deserve preview peices < Aar0n> roses are red, violets are blue, in soviet russia, space explores you < muf> violets are red, roses are blue, if you open up photoshop, and fuck with the hue < lee_n> roses are red, here's something new; violets are violet, not fucking blue < Aar0n> I pieces are red, not fucking blue, so take your SRS and put it in the loo? < Rosti> but I've twice had to fly home hungover < Rosti> the first time was mostly bad because I woke up and all I could taste was sausage in my mouth < Enthal> I would love an O opening < lee_n> klojmnmklpökomjnbkmlo < lee_n> oops < lee_n> sorry about that < Rosti> not sure if regular keyboard mashing or actual Swedish -.- < lee_n> i'm pretty sure that's finnish. < clinch> hahahaha < lee_n> it means "glove" < Rosti> lol < clinch> oh god, perfect response < Zircean> "there is only one substance, and it is blocks" ~ T-Spinoza < user6868453> i'll try to take the jago method < user6868453> play only when it's game on, i'm getting 999 etc < user6868453> a total session time of no more than 45 minutes < user6868453> across 4 days < user6868453> and the rest of the time high on bath salts < Rosti_LFC> today at work I was looking through some old project folders to find info on a test rig I'd pulled out of the company archive < Rosti_LFC> and came across a brilliantly titled "test - does atomised ethanol burn - yes.avi" < DrPete_> red I's all around me, cause we smokin that green, not a cyan block in sight cause that shit is obscene < DrPete_> classic represent, world get bent < DrPete_> play guideline, get sidelined < DrPete_> micdrop < user873685> bfff Warning to Steam users: Don't try to move your Steam install directory, otherwise all of the files on the system owned by your user might be deleted <@muf> #justlinuxthings < Kitaru_> even if i can get to the train station at 10:15 that's better < user4398753> problem is in the gettin' < user4398753> now if you sleep there instead < user4398753> problem solved < Kitaru_> user4398753: something tells me that's a losing strat < user4398753> dunno mayne the people i see executing it day in day out < user4398753> seem pretty successful rite < Kitaru_> it's called being homeless < Kitaru_> the success of this strat is suspect < alajarvela> the locking sound in tgm's sounds a bit like my asian dad smacking his tongue in disappointment < alajarvela> the realism is too much
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