Difference between revisions of "User:Mufunyo"

From TetrisWiki
Jump to navigation Jump to search
(2cool4shirts)
m (Reverted edits by Muf (talk) to last revision by Clincher)
 
(30 intermediate revisions by 2 users not shown)
Line 541: Line 541:
  
 
<Enthal> I'm out of the kevinddr dicksucking squad aka #arika
 
<Enthal> I'm out of the kevinddr dicksucking squad aka #arika
</pre>
 
  
  
 +
< Zircean> when girls force me to lecture them about randomizer theory does this mean they're keepers
 +
 +
 +
< colour_thief> agamemnon is leaving me completely flaccid
 +
 +
 +
< DrPete> if you aren't willing to pee in a jar you don't deserve preview peices
 +
 +
 +
< Aar0n> roses are red, violets are blue, in soviet russia, space explores you
 +
< muf> violets are red, roses are blue, if you open up photoshop, and fuck with the hue
 +
< lee_n> roses are red, here's something new; violets are violet, not fucking blue
 +
< Aar0n> I pieces are red, not fucking blue, so take your SRS and put it in the loo?
 +
 +
 +
< Rosti> but I've twice had to fly home hungover
 +
< Rosti> the first time was mostly bad because I woke up and all I could taste was sausage in my mouth
 +
 +
 +
< Enthal> I would love an O opening
 +
 +
 +
< lee_n>      klojmnmklpökomjnbkmlo
 +
< lee_n> oops
 +
< lee_n> sorry about that
 +
< Rosti> not sure if regular keyboard mashing or actual Swedish -.-
 +
< lee_n> i'm pretty sure that's finnish.
 +
< clinch> hahahaha
 +
< lee_n> it means "glove"
 +
< Rosti> lol
 +
< clinch> oh god, perfect response
 +
 +
< Zircean> "there is only one substance, and it is blocks" ~ T-Spinoza
 +
 +
 +
< user6868453> i'll try to take the jago method
 +
< user6868453> play only when it's game on, i'm getting 999 etc
 +
< user6868453> a total session time of no more than 45 minutes
 +
< user6868453> across 4 days
 +
< user6868453> and the rest of the time high on bath salts
 +
 +
 +
< Rosti_LFC> today at work I was looking through some old project folders to find info on a test rig I'd pulled out of the company archive
 +
< Rosti_LFC> and came across a brilliantly titled "test - does atomised ethanol burn - yes.avi"
 +
 +
 +
< DrPete_> red I's all around me, cause we smokin that green, not a cyan block in sight cause that shit is obscene
 +
< DrPete_> classic represent, world get bent
 +
< DrPete_> play guideline, get sidelined
 +
< DrPete_> micdrop
 +
 +
 +
< user873685> bfff Warning  to Steam users: Don't try to move your Steam install directory,  otherwise all of the files on the system owned by your user might be  deleted
 +
<@muf> #justlinuxthings
 +
</pre>
 
<h2>NEW!!</h2>
 
<h2>NEW!!</h2>
 
Just can't get enough of those funny IRC quotes? Here's the ones that didn't make it to the main page!
 
Just can't get enough of those funny IRC quotes? Here's the ones that didn't make it to the main page!
 
<h1>[[User:Mufunyo/Overflow|The Muf's Overflow]]</h1>
 
<h1>[[User:Mufunyo/Overflow|The Muf's Overflow]]</h1>

Latest revision as of 16:06, 20 May 2018

Disturbing IRC conversations somehow vaguely relating to Tetris...

< hektor_> opposite sex? elaborate please 
< hektor_> you mean like when the I's are blue? 
< Rosti_LFC> hmm 
< Rosti_LFC> Comparing SRS with women... 
< muf> i wouldn't want sex with SRS 
< muf> i'd turn gay and go ARS-on-ARS 
< Rosti_LFC> oh god >.< 
< Rosti_LFC> that was bad pun 
< Rosti_LFC> SRSly


<hektor_> ughh
<hektor_> my skull
<hektor_> REGRET!!


< edo_> the best time to use the S and Z moves are when you feel an L or J coming
< edo_> and the best time to use the O move is when you feel an I coming, and you need to get it to the right
<@muf> okay, bad visuals there
< edo_> ?
<@muf> "if you feel an L or J coming"
<@muf> i can picture you on the toilet, going "oh dear i feel an L coming.. uuurnnggghhh"
< edo_> muf, you worry me sometimes...
<@muf> lol
<@muf> actually, it's kind of fitting
<@muf> i usually play tetris DS when i've got a big delivery
< edo_> muf, seriously
< edo_> you worry me
<@muf> um edo
<@muf> if anyone should be worried:
<@muf> <edo> it's haerd tpw play tetirs and whathc a girl mssaturbate at the same teim
< edo_> hahaha
< Lardarse> what???
< edo_> that's when I was playing blocktrix with muf and rosti, and a few others, and I was a bit less than sober...
<@muf> a few too many g&ts and vodkas
< edo_> for some reason, I was in the mood for watching porn at the same time
< Lardarse> ok
< Lardarse> now i'm not so worried
< Lardarse> for a moment, i thought that the girl was actually in the same room as you...
<@muf> that would be hot
<@muf> playing tetris with a girl in the room who's warming up for you :D
< Lardarse> depends if she's warming up wit an I or not...
<@muf> not much unlike playing quake with a girl under the table giving head
< Lardarse> hhaah
< Lardarse> one day, i need to try that


< lee_n> jagorochi: when was the last time you greased your stick? :)


< ed1> I'm actually quite "big", just not very tall


< muf> you should practice death too, lard
< pineapple> f that
< muf> it's much more fun than master
< muf> and the games are much shorter (as long as you're not skilled enough to reach high levels)
< pineapple> half the time, i don't even each 60...
< muf> maybe i'm just masochistic when it comes to tetris or something
< muf> but i love grinding my death skill
< pineapple> you just like grinding... and i don't mean tetris


<@colour_thief> DeHackEd: you up for a session today?
< DeHackEd> I'm ALWAYS up for a session...
<@colour_thief> well, whenever you like you can come on over
< mushroom> thus begins a bad porno

< Amnesia> Because one day you will see on the TV :
< Amnesia> "a young man of 24 years old suicide himself after eating his joystick and jump to the window.."


< kotetsu21> HOLY SHIT
< kotetsu21> THERE'S A HUGE FUCKING ROACH ON THE FLOOR
< kotetsu21> WHAT THE FUCK
< kotetsu21> GOOOOOOO Stomp attack, OHKO, kotetsu wins again


< caffeine1> yo guys
< caffeine1> im gay
< caffeine1> okay friends are here
< caffeine1> going
-!- caffeine1 has quit [Quit]


-!- MobileDe2 has joined #arika
< muf> video = AVISource("amnesias_shitty_playing.avi")
< MobileDe2> that is a GREAT line to see when I join IRC


<@colour_thief> the first rule of tetris club is...
<@colour_thief> yes you all have testicles, but nobody wants to see them


< Monte_> digital is asian
< Monte_> just remember that
< Monte_> asians evolved fast fingers due to lack of penis size
< Monte_> it's evolution, holmes


< timc``> muf
< timc``> i hope your facebook status lists you as in a relationship with Ti
< muf> haha
< muf> it's more like a BDSM affair
< muf> "where are you going with that thing?!" -"promotional exam, honey"
< mushroom> "oh yes, oh yes, demote me..."
< mushroom> "I've been a bad, bad player"


<@space_monkey> ohh my god
<@space_monkey> i had a sexual relation with my arcade lever
<@space_monkey> this is too good


< cdsboy> but your totally gonna tell me right Meroigo?
< Meroigo> cdsboy:if you send me a picture of your penis
< cdsboy> deal
< cdsboy> email?


< caffeine> who need friends when... oh shit almost beat my high score


< amnesiao> but I still want to have sex with caffeine


< muf> yeah, i've used you
< DeHackEd> I know what you mean and won't take it strangely.


< muf> man, amnesia plays slow
< muf> is he playing with joystick or something?
< Edo_> yeah, I'm pretty sure amnesia uses a joystick
< Edo_> if you can even call it that
< Edo_> I hear it's actually made out of a piece of cardboard and some dried peas


<@colour_thief> just take it like a man for now, you'll be better for it
< muf> lol
 * muf bends over
< muf> give it to me, ct
<@colour_thief> dude, turn your autoaccept on :P
< muf> i think my client is like "wtf, it's 0 bytes"
<@colour_thief> i'm sensitive about my size ok :(


< timc> muf is just constantly masturbating
< timc> one hand on his joystick
< timc> the other hand on his joystick
< Kitaru1> he's playing Doubles?


< Kitaru> S1 in TAP...
< Kitaru> that's like 1 dan blackbelt, right? :)
< muf> fifth dan Ti, qualified third dan
< muf> actually, the whole dan thing is pretty fitting with qualification exams
< Kitaru>  yeah
< muf> when i used to do judo as a kid, i'd get promotional exams
< lee_n> did the walls shake and turn to gold?


< DeHackEd> tgm1 was biology-ish
< DeHackEd> section 0-99 is blood cells, for example
< DeHackEd> 200-299 are neurons
< Tada> are those... sperm in 100-199?
<@colour_thief> yes, mihara's


< caffeine> 15-20 seconds is how i like it. super fast and brutally masochistic


<@colour_thief> i'm sending a blurry video of my dongle to TWF


 * colour_thief uses NEDI to upscale a youtube video to 1080p
 * Meroigo uses NEDI to upscale Ghett0's ding-a-ling to 1080p
(a while later)
< Meroigo> i was insanely funny and no-one laughed.
<@colour_thief> no Meroigo we're concerned at your love for small boys
< Meroigo> colour_thief: Love and sexually attracted to are two different things!!!!!!!!!!!!!


< muf> this is like inverse drunk alertness syndrome
< muf> when i'm drunk i get reminded of important things
< muf> and when i'm sober i forget them again
< muf> :/


<gs68> If there's one person in this world who is stupier than me, it's her.
<Zircean> see normally i would agree with you
<Zircean> but when you misspell "stupider" it doesn't help your case


< Meroigo> OK i'll just go to the bathroom, think about young muf while jerking off, then go sleep! :> good night


<Digital__> ok meroigo, I'll let you have one internet hug
<Digital__> as a friend!
* Meroigo hugs Digital__.
* Meroigo holds on tightly.
* Meroigo won't let go.
<Meroigo> Digital__... I love you.. ;O
<Digital__> oh crap
<Digital__> ....you can let go now
* Meroigo won't.
* Meroigo tries to kiss Digital__
* Digital__ slips out before that happens
<Digital__> whoops too bad
<Digital__> you misdropped that kiss
* Meroigo press F11 and tries again.
* Digital__ presses escape

<@colour_thief> zircean, hard 20G need a touch of crazy
<@colour_thief> like a ukelele solo or something


<Zircean>  oh no here we go
* muf facepalm
* Zircean mufpalm
* muf muffdive

<Vincent_Laurent> come on..Nobody else except jago and c_t will blow me on TAP and TGM..
<caffeine1> oh come now. surely someone here will blow vincent?


<KevinDDR> someone backed into my dad's car so you don't have to ride in it to the con
<KevinDDR> instead
<KevinDDR> you get to ride in a rental prius!
<Zircean>  EXCELLENT !! but... let's drive better next time


<KevinDDR> so i sent a message to my girlfriend something like "hey babe. wish you were here for the final day of hell I MEAN SAKURACON"
<KevinDDR> and she replied back
<KevinDDR> "i wish your name was my homework."
<KevinDDR> and i was like
<KevinDDR> "why"
<KevinDDR> and she said
<KevinDDR> "because then you'd be hard and i'd be doing you on my desk"


<Vin_s> I will take kevin with my stick


<muf> hmm, at least now the discussion is no longer irrelevant
<muf> but it's still not interesting
<Zircean>  make it interesting then muf
<muf> BIG FLOPPY DONKEY DICK.
<@colour_thief> MOOSE COCKS
<muf> presto


<Kitakyushu> poop is poop
<Kitakyushu> and you should eat it because I said so
<muf> mmh poop
<muf> WAIT.


<DeHackEd> there's HTTP errors going fairly high up in the 400 range. they're just uncommon
<muf> well yeah, i mean known ones
<DeHackEd> damn, it only goes up to 417
<DeHackEd> I was hoping it'd go to 420
<muf> the only widely known ones are 200, 301, 302, 401, 403, 404, 500
<muf> 200 OK, 301 moved temporarily, 302 moved permanently, 401 authentication required, 403 access denied, 404 not found, 500 server error
<DeHackEd> 503 temp unavail
<muf> and i happen to know 411 length required. but that's only cause i gave HTTPanties to my ex-gf for her birthday
<DeHackEd> ... I'm not sure how to respond to that


<@colour_thief> let me introduce you to notepad
<@colour_thief> it's like IRC but single player


* muf gives Meroigo a passionate kiss.
<Meroigo> muf shows his real side when he's drunk.
<Bowser> no, muf shows his drunk side when he's drunk


<Vovad> they were so close to reaching my ballin machine
<Vovad> instead
<Vovad> we get a tetris
<Vovad> with fancy acquatic backgrounds
<Vovad> thats what i want
<Vovad> FISH

<tadaru> muf is more aspie than me
<muf> tada don't fucking call me an ass pie
<tadaru> then learn sarcasm
<Meroigo> lol
<Meroigo> muf sarcasm'd you sarcasm
<Meroigo> he's one level above you
<muf> yeah
<muf> this is sarcasm for pros


<TWF> YOU SHOWED US... THE ULTIMATE STACK... THANK YOU VERY MUCH... I CAN'T STOP CRYING BUCKETS OF TEARS! BOOHOOBOOHOO
<TWF> that is what I say
<TWF> every time I watch a KAN video
<Zircean> i have kan's perfect MM-roll performance saved on my computer as "kan-god.mp4"
<Zircean> sums it up quite nicely
<kan> omg
<TWF> OMG
<Zircean> speaking of which!
<TWF> IT'S KAN


<muf> int pi = 3;
<tadaru> NOOOOOOOOOOOO
<TWF> noooooo muf
<Zircean> NOOOOOOOOO
<tadaru> agh my eyes


<muf> well there is this girl that's addicted to neave tetris. i might be able to get her hooked on sexmaster
<muf> i might be on to something, once i get her to want a stick


<Kitaru> no
<Kitaru> yeah to long
<Kitaru> although oops
<Kitaru> eh w/e
<Zircean> kitaru make sense
<Kitaru> no
<Kitaru> I refuse


<Zircean> Donkey Kong: The Grand Master
<Billmaan> if he hits level 22 with over a million points, it triggers the M-roll and he has to play with invisible barrels.


<Corrosive> no girls allowed in  here
<Corrosive> this is a guy talk zone
<Corrosive> actually tetrominophile  is a chick
<Corrosive> shes 'Jan' on Blockbox
<Corrosive> im trying to get her to send me nudies
<tetrominophile> lol
<tetrominophile> jan is a boys name
<tetrominophile> i thought you were gay


< lee_n> in other news, kevin is opening his own arcade.
< lee_n> acne


<muf> kevin definitely looks most scary out of everyone
<muf> also he needs to fix that unibrow :/
<muf> before i get nightmares about it
<TWF> haha
<TWF> yes he does
<TWF> kevin is a uh
<TWF> very hairy person
<muf> haha
<TWF> it's vaguely distressing
<muf> you sound like you've seen more parts of it than i have
<muf> which in itself is disturbing


<Zemus> u know dark energy just appears outa no where.. so like  dont that just break the law of conservation of energy??
<Zemus> where they heck does all that ngative energy come from.
<Monte> rap music


<gs68> yeah I used to play SRS, via TDS
<gs68> then I played TGM for months
<gs68> SRS makes no sense to me now
<gs68> "THIS ISN'T SEX. DO NOT POP OUT."


<@colour_thief> <notsmoothop> orangina
<@colour_thief> can you imagine if they came up with a mango variant?
<@colour_thief> mangina...


<Zircean> anyway tgm shouldn't take priority over primal urges
<Zircean> that's when you know you're way too addicted ;)
<Zircean> ...seriously, complaining that you couldn't play tgm cause you were ballin chicks, i don't think i'll ever hear that from anyone else rofl
<Zircean> well, chick. singular
<Zircean> but still
<tadaru> ya rly
<muf> not even timc would go that far
<muf> wait
<muf> that's not right
<muf> lol
<Zircean> timc bangs chicks while playing tgm
<muf> and then installs irc on their computers
<Zircean> like your quakejob, except with tetris
<Zircean> and that
<muf> timc is a man i can be proud of
<Zircean> hahahah
--> timccccc (~lisa@[removed]) has joined #arika
<muf> speak of the devil
<KevinDDR> hahahahahahahaha
<Zircean> rofl timc
<muf> hey lisa
<KevinDDR> solid
<KevinDDR> hahahahahaa wow
<muf> tim still ballin you?


<TWF> colour_thief why are you dressed like a huge dick
<@colour_thief> i was in a band called james and the giant penis
<@colour_thief> we were big in japan
<@colour_thief> err, i mean australia
<TWF> what did you play
<@colour_thief> by which i mean we had a paying new year's gig in some guy's backyard
<@colour_thief> i was probably the most experienced musician
<@colour_thief> but i just sort of danced around in a penis costume
<@colour_thief> there was a pump to shoot water out of my helmet
<@colour_thief> i think i possibly screamed some rap into a microphone too
<@colour_thief> our bassist couldn't play bass
<@colour_thief> so we gave him a kazoo
<@colour_thief> it was wicked rad


< Edo> colour_thief: up for some lode runner?
< Edo> I'm on live now
< pineapple> Edo: i think he has a friend over right now
<@colour_thief> Edo: nope DeHackEd is over sorry
<@colour_thief> another tetris friend is coming too
<@muf> LOL TETRIS FRIENDS?
< Zircean> ...
< lee_n> sounds like a TETRIS PARTY


< notsmoothop> oh god
< notsmoothop> gold bond on my nuts
< notsmoothop> fuck yeah
< cdsboy> ...
< notsmoothop> cdsboy: you have no idea
< notsmoothop> until you have tried it
< notsmoothop> like
< notsmoothop> it feels like 1000 icy gnomes gently massaging your balls
< notsmoothop> anything that normally pisses you off
< notsmoothop> has no effect
< cdsboy> so how did you first decide to do this?
< muf> i've used like mint talcum powder on my nuts in the summer to ward off sweaty balls
< muf> but it only works for like a couple of hours
< notsmoothop> muf: but i bet it's the best couple of hours
< notsmoothop> you've ever felt
< notsmoothop> cdsboy: my dads been doing it for years
< notsmoothop> and so i figured i'd try it
< muf> haha it's pretty awesome when it's like 30 degrees centigrade yeah
< notsmoothop> it's like 0C out right now, and it still feels awesome
< notsmoothop> you can't get nervous when your balls feel this good


<KevinDDR> here's a picture of laura, who you're going to meet tonight at acme
<KevinDDR> okay i have to find a non slutty picture of laura
<KevinDDR> this could be hard


<Rosti_LFC> ....where is tada?
<Zircean> everywhere
<lee_n> he'll show up when you least expect it and be all like.. tada.
<Rosti_LFC> it's sort of nice without him
<Rosti_LFC> like... quiet and not depressing
<muf> he left about two hours ago, thank bob
<TWF> hahahaha
<TWF> you guys are so mean
* tada has joined #arika
<Zircean> well speak of the devil
<muf> well cock.


<Edo_AFK> I like a good bit of firmness to my stick
<Edo_AFK> if my stick is too floppy, it's just not very usable 
<TWF> haha
<TWF> but it can't be too hard!
<TWF> or else it just hurts
<Edo_AFK> ....


< Rosti> in my experience, nads don't taste good =\


< nightmareci> yo dawg i put a for loop in yo for loop so you can iterate while you iterate


< smop^^> I'M SO JEWISH EVEN GOD OWES ME MONEY


< KevinDDR> haha DP gets pretty brutal


< disgusting> but that certain event pretty much ruined all my self-confidence at once, and I'm just trying to rebuild it...
< KevinDDR> turned down by the fat girl of your dreams? :P
< KevinDDR> oh. that was mean.
<@colour_thief> i imagine when you're rejected by a 1000 pound girl it probably feels like getting rejected by 7.5 women at once


< Rosti> also thought about castrating myself with a spoon last night
< Rosti> but decided it'd probably be more masochistic to play TGM


< orz> *rips a huge fart* large women ftw yall. Tada here.. this worlds so harsh


< Kitaru_> ok ok ok, so
< Kitaru_> invis doubles
< Kitaru_> good idea y/y

<KevinDDR> jeez
<KevinDDR> this anti seizure medicine says it can cause "pain or curving of the penis" and "mental retardation"
<KevinDDR> i'm not sure if that's better than a seizure


< muf> RUB THAT DICK IT'S YOURS, BITCH
< myndzi> muf: it's a piece of cake...?
< muf> myndzi: you know you can't be lazy!
< clinch> i'm so lost right now


< steadshot> grinding for stars is so dumb
< Kitaru> um newsflash this game is gay
< Kitaru> and is designed to be money gay
< Kitaru> grind homo shit game
< Kitaru> retardation facebook minimal effort high time investment trend bullshit


< KevinDDR> good lord
< KevinDDR> total hikikomori status right now lool
< KevinDDR> it's 3pm and i still haven't put clothes on
< fsy> KevinDDR: I've spent the past 48 hours in nothing but my underpants
< KevinDDR> now that's living!!
< cdsboy> I love days like those
< fsy> sadly I'm going to a meeting tomorrow; I might actually have to put a t-shirt on
< fsy> maybe some socks too
<@muf> like timc at strasbourg
<@muf> only wore shirts outside
< KevinDDR> lolol
-!- user829385 [~satnoheus@redacted] has joined #arika
<@muf> speak of the devil
<@muf> tim
<@muf> shirt
<@muf> currently
<@muf> y/n
< user829385> hell no
< KevinDDR> LOL


<Enthal> I'm out of the kevinddr dicksucking squad aka #arika


< Zircean> when girls force me to lecture them about randomizer theory does this mean they're keepers


< colour_thief> agamemnon is leaving me completely flaccid


< DrPete> if you aren't willing to pee in a jar you don't deserve preview peices


< Aar0n> roses are red, violets are blue, in soviet russia, space explores you
< muf> violets are red, roses are blue, if you open up photoshop, and fuck with the hue
< lee_n> roses are red, here's something new; violets are violet, not fucking blue
< Aar0n> I pieces are red, not fucking blue, so take your SRS and put it in the loo?


< Rosti> but I've twice had to fly home hungover
< Rosti> the first time was mostly bad because I woke up and all I could taste was sausage in my mouth


< Enthal> I would love an O opening


< lee_n>      klojmnmklpökomjnbkmlo
< lee_n> oops
< lee_n> sorry about that
< Rosti> not sure if regular keyboard mashing or actual Swedish -.-
< lee_n> i'm pretty sure that's finnish.
< clinch> hahahaha
< lee_n> it means "glove"
< Rosti> lol
< clinch> oh god, perfect response

< Zircean> "there is only one substance, and it is blocks" ~ T-Spinoza


< user6868453> i'll try to take the jago method
< user6868453> play only when it's game on, i'm getting 999 etc
< user6868453> a total session time of no more than 45 minutes
< user6868453> across 4 days
< user6868453> and the rest of the time high on bath salts


< Rosti_LFC> today at work I was looking through some old project folders to find info on a test rig I'd pulled out of the company archive
< Rosti_LFC> and came across a brilliantly titled "test - does atomised ethanol burn - yes.avi"


< DrPete_> red I's all around me, cause we smokin that green, not a cyan block in sight cause that shit is obscene
< DrPete_> classic represent, world get bent
< DrPete_> play guideline, get sidelined
< DrPete_> micdrop


< user873685> bfff Warning  to Steam users: Don't try to move your Steam install directory,  otherwise all of the files on the system owned by your user might be  deleted
<@muf> #justlinuxthings

NEW!!

Just can't get enough of those funny IRC quotes? Here's the ones that didn't make it to the main page!

The Muf's Overflow