User:Zircean/Quotes

Here are some funny quotes from the IRC channels:

<Digital__> ok meroigo, I'll let you have one internet hug
<Digital__> as a friend!
* Meroigo hugs Digital__.
* Meroigo holds on tightly.
* Meroigo won't let go.
<Meroigo> Digital__... I love you.. ;O
<Digital__> oh crap
<Digital__> ....you can let go now
* Meroigo won't.
* Meroigo tries to kiss Digital__
* Digital__ slips out before that happens
<Digital__> whoops too bad
<Digital__> you misdropped that kiss
* Meroigo press F11 and tries again.
* Digital__ presses escape

<Blink^> ur girlfriends playing digi
<Zircean>  go encourage her
<Blink^> go cheer her on
<Zircean>  yeah digi come on
<Digital__> -_-
<Zircean>  watch him go do it now
<Digital__> I know the truth blink
<Blink^> what truth lol
<Digital__> you and her have been fooling around behind my back!
<Blink^> lol dumbbbb ahha
<Blink^> i got sandy what i need lisa for
<Digital__> who knows
<Digital__> all I know is that I'm not satisfying her needs anymore
<Blink^> lol
<Zircean>  awww is your tpm not big enough digi
<Blink^> you cant satisfy her with that small tpm
<Blink^> you need to enlarge it
<Digital__> exactly, I asked rosti to help me
<Blink^> lol
<Blink^> what the
<jujube> umm yeah what the
<jujube> haha that didn't come out right digi
<jujube> or did it
<Digital__> I think it did
<jujube> well as long as lisa's cool with that

<@colour_thief> zircean, hard 20G need a touch of crazy
<@colour_thief> like a ukelele solo or something

<Zircean>  oh no here we go
* muf facepalm
* Zircean mufpalm
* muf muffdive

<Zircean> amnesia you better watch out
<Zircean> kev-b is attempting to blitz you in TAP
<Vincent_Laurent> If he perform a Master M rank, I cut my two hands
<caffeine1> if you cut one off, how do you plan to get the second?

<Vincent_Laurent> come on..Nobody else except jago and c_t will blow me on TAP and TGM..
<caffeine1> oh come now. surely someone here will blow vincent?

<KevinDDR> someone backed into my dad's car so you don't have to ride in it to the con
<KevinDDR> instead
<KevinDDR> you get to ride in a rental prius!
<Zircean>  EXCELLENT !! but... let's drive better next time

<KevinDDR> so i sent a message to my girlfriend something like "hey babe. wish you were here for the final day of hell I MEAN SAKURACON"
<KevinDDR> and she replied back
<KevinDDR> "i wish your name was my homework."
<KevinDDR> and i was like
<KevinDDR> "why"
<KevinDDR> and she said
<KevinDDR> "because then you'd be hard and i'd be doing you on my desk"

<KevinDDR> there's the people who make love to tetris
<KevinDDR> and then there's people like me
<KevinDDR> who fucking jam it in with the force of 1000 kenyans
<KevinDDR> no lube.

<Vin_s> I will take kevin with my stick

<muf> hmm, at least now the discussion is no longer irrelevant
<muf> but it's still not interesting
<Zircean>  make it interesting then muf
<muf> BIG FLOPPY DONKEY DICK.
<@colour_thief> MOOSE COCKS
<muf> presto

<Kitakyushu> why must my brain always start jacking off in the last section?

<Kitakyushu> poop is poop
<Kitakyushu> and you should eat it because I said so
<muf> mmh poop
<muf> WAIT.

<@colour_thief> i vote you guys play tetris instead of trying to have sex with each other

<DeHackEd> there's HTTP errors going fairly high up in the 400 range. they're just uncommon
<muf> well yeah, i mean known ones
<DeHackEd> damn, it only goes up to 417
<DeHackEd> I was hoping it'd go to 420
<muf> the only widely known ones are 200, 301, 302, 401, 403, 404, 500
<muf> 200 OK, 301 moved temporarily, 302 moved permanently, 401 authentication required, 403 access denied, 404 not found, 500 server error
<DeHackEd> 503 temp unavail
<muf> and i happen to know 411 length required. but that's only cause i gave HTTPanties to my ex-gf for her birthday
<DeHackEd> ... I'm not sure how to respond to that

<@colour_thief> let me introduce you to notepad
<@colour_thief> it's like IRC but single player

* muf gives Meroigo a passionate kiss.
<Meroigo> muf shows his real side when he's drunk.
<Bowser> no, muf shows his drunk side when he's drunk

<Vin_s> red I am coming
<Rosti_LFC> ;D
<Vin_s> just to make him aware ;|
<Red_Star> lol, I am not sure if it was meant the way it sounds
<Zircean> it most definitely wasn't
<Zircean> but that's amnesia

<KevinDDR|Desky> THEY FUCKING BOUGHT OUT N BLOX?
<KevinDDR|Desky> WHAT ARE YOU DOING TETRIS COMPANY
<KevinDDR|Desky> PLEASE BUY OUT TEXMASTER OR SOME SHIT THAT'S ACTUALLY FUN
<Zircean> no NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOO
<gs68> it'll become Texmaster ACE

<Vovad> they were so close to reaching my ballin machine
<Vovad> instead
<Vovad> we get a tetris
<Vovad> with fancy acquatic backgrounds
<Vovad> thats what i want
<Vovad> FISH

<tadaru> actually, I'm going to change my system cock to 24-hour time now

<muf> pleasedon'tcrashpleasedon'tcrashpleasedon'tcrash
<Zircean> oh it crashed
<Zircean> that's disappointing
<muf> no it's still restarting
...
<muf> bah it crashed :(

<tadaru> muf is more aspie than me
<muf> tada don't fucking call me an ass pie
<tadaru> then learn sarcasm
<Meroigo> lol
<Meroigo> muf sarcasm'd you sarcasm
<Meroigo> he's one level above you
<muf> yeah
<muf> this is sarcasm for pros

<KevinDDR> i should do speed sometime
<KevinDDR> and see if it makes me better at tgm

<nightmareci> DS is like some crabs: it has a little ARM, and a big ARM

<TWF> YOU SHOWED US... THE ULTIMATE STACK... THANK YOU VERY MUCH... I CAN'T STOP CRYING BUCKETS OF TEARS! BOOHOOBOOHOO
<TWF> that is what I say
<TWF> every time I watch a KAN video
<Zircean> i have kan's perfect MM-roll performance saved on my computer as "kan-god.mp4"
<Zircean> sums it up quite nicely
<kan> omg
<TWF> OMG
<Zircean> speaking of which!
<TWF> IT'S KAN

<nightmareci> anty grmer nassiz rit laik thas

<muf> i might be on to something, once i get her to want a stick