User:Zircean/Quotes

Here are some funny quotes from the IRC channels:

<Digital__> ok meroigo, I'll let you have one internet hug
<Digital__> as a friend!
* Meroigo hugs Digital__.
* Meroigo holds on tightly.
* Meroigo won't let go.
<Meroigo> Digital__... I love you.. ;O
<Digital__> oh crap
<Digital__> ....you can let go now
* Meroigo won't.
* Meroigo tries to kiss Digital__
* Digital__ slips out before that happens
<Digital__> whoops too bad
<Digital__> you misdropped that kiss
* Meroigo press F11 and tries again.
* Digital__ presses escape

<Blink^> ur girlfriends playing digi
<Zircean>  go encourage her
<Blink^> go cheer her on
<Zircean>  yeah digi come on
<Digital__> -_-
<Zircean>  watch him go do it now
<Digital__> I know the truth blink
<Blink^> what truth lol
<Digital__> you and her have been fooling around behind my back!
<Blink^> lol dumbbbb ahha
<Blink^> i got sandy what i need lisa for
<Digital__> who knows
<Digital__> all I know is that I'm not satisfying her needs anymore
<Blink^> lol
<Zircean>  awww is your tpm not big enough digi
<Blink^> you cant satisfy her with that small tpm
<Blink^> you need to enlarge it
<Digital__> exactly, I asked rosti to help me
<Blink^> lol
<Blink^> what the
<jujube> umm yeah what the
<jujube> haha that didn't come out right digi
<jujube> or did it
<Digital__> I think it did
<jujube> well as long as lisa's cool with that

<@colour_thief> zircean, hard 20G need a touch of crazy
<@colour_thief> like a ukelele solo or something

<Zircean>  oh no here we go
* muf facepalm
* Zircean mufpalm
* muf muffdive

<Zircean> amnesia you better watch out
<Zircean> kev-b is attempting to blitz you in TAP
<Vincent_Laurent> If he perform a Master M rank, I cut my two hands
<caffeine1> if you cut one off, how do you plan to get the second?

<Vincent_Laurent> come on..Nobody else except jago and c_t will blow me on TAP and TGM..
<caffeine1> oh come now. surely someone here will blow vincent?

<KevinDDR> someone backed into my dad's car so you don't have to ride in it to the con
<KevinDDR> instead
<KevinDDR> you get to ride in a rental prius!
<Zircean>  EXCELLENT !! but... let's drive better next time

<KevinDDR> so i sent a message to my girlfriend something like "hey babe. wish you were here for the final day of hell I MEAN SAKURACON"
<KevinDDR> and she replied back
<KevinDDR> "i wish your name was my homework."
<KevinDDR> and i was like
<KevinDDR> "why"
<KevinDDR> and she said
<KevinDDR> "because then you'd be hard and i'd be doing you on my desk"

<KevinDDR> there's the people who make love to tetris
<KevinDDR> and then there's people like me
<KevinDDR> who fucking jam it in with the force of 1000 kenyans
<KevinDDR> no lube.

<Vin_s> I will take kevin with my stick

<muf> hmm, at least now the discussion is no longer irrelevant
<muf> but it's still not interesting
<Zircean>  make it interesting then muf
<muf> BIG FLOPPY DONKEY DICK.
<@colour_thief> MOOSE COCKS
<muf> presto

<Kitakyushu> why must my brain always start jacking off in the last section?

<Kitakyushu> poop is poop
<Kitakyushu> and you should eat it because I said so
<muf> mmh poop
<muf> WAIT.

<@colour_thief> i vote you guys play tetris instead of trying to have sex with each other