User:Zircean/Quotes

Here are some funny quotes from the IRC channels:

[03/11 23:05] Digital__: ok meroigo, I'll let you have one internet hug
[03/11 23:05] Digital__: as a friend!
[03/11 23:06] * Meroigo hugs Digital__.
[03/11 23:06] * Meroigo holds on tightly.
[03/11 23:06] * Meroigo won't let go.
[03/11 23:06] Meroigo: Digital__... I love you.. ;O
[03/11 23:06] Digital__: oh crap
[03/11 23:06] Digital__: ....you can let go now
[03/11 23:06] * Meroigo won't.
[03/11 23:07] * Meroigo tries to kiss Digital__
[03/11 23:07] * Digital__ slips out before that happens
[03/11 23:07] Digital__: whoops too bad
[03/11 23:07] Digital__: you misdropped that kiss
[03/11 23:07] * Meroigo press F11 and tries again.
[03/11 23:07] * Digital__ presses escape

[03/10 21:03] Blink^: ur girlfriends playing digi
[03/10 21:03] Zircean:  go encourage her
[03/10 21:04] Blink^: go cheer her on
[03/10 21:04] Zircean:  yeah digi come on
[03/10 21:04] Digital__: -_-
[03/10 21:04] Zircean:  watch him go do it now
[03/10 21:04] Digital__: I know the truth blink
[03/10 21:04] Blink^: what truth lol
[03/10 21:05] Digital__: you and her have been fooling around behind my back!
[03/10 21:05] Blink^: lol dumbbbb ahha
[03/10 21:05] Blink^: i got sandy what i need lisa for
[03/10 21:05] Digital__: who knows
[03/10 21:06] Digital__: all I know is that I'm not satisfying her needs anymore
[03/10 21:06] Blink^: lol
[03/10 21:06] Zircean:  awww is your tpm not big enough digi
[03/10 21:06] Blink^: you cant satisfy her with that small tpm
[03/10 21:06] Blink^: you need to enlarge it
[03/10 21:07] Digital__: exactly, I asked rosti to help me
[03/10 21:07] Blink^: lol
[03/10 21:07] Blink^: what the
[03/10 21:07] jujube: umm yeah what the
[03/10 21:07] jujube: haha that didn't come out right digi
[03/10 21:08] jujube: or did it
[03/10 21:09] Digital__: I think it did
[03/10 21:09] jujube: well as long as lisa's cool with that

[03/15 20:10] colour_thief: zircean, hard 20G need a touch of crazy
[03/15 20:10] colour_thief: like a ukelele solo or something

[03/18 23:38] Zircean:  oh no here we go
[03/18 23:38] * muf facepalm
[03/18 23:38] * Zircean mufpalm
[03/18 23:41] * muf muffdive

[03/30 23:32] muf: fuck 5:30
[03/30 23:33] muf: and i still haven't even fapped :/

[03/31 11:00] Zircean: amnesia you better watch out
[03/31 11:00] Zircean: kev-b is attempting to blitz you in TAP
[03/31 11:04] Vincent_Laurent: If he perform a Master M rank, I cut my two hands
[03/31 11:05] caffeine1: if you cut one off, how do you plan to get the second?

[03/31 11:16] Vincent_Laurent: come on..Nobody else except jago and c_t will blow me on TAP and TGM..
[03/31 11:17] caffeine1: oh come now. surely someone here will blow vincent?

[04/09 02:06] KevinDDR: someone backed into my dad's car so you don't have to ride in it to the con
[04/09 02:06] KevinDDR: instead
[04/09 02:06] KevinDDR: you get to ride in a rental prius!
[04/09 02:06] Zircean:  EXCELLENT !! but... let's drive better next time

[04/10 02:16] KevinDDR: how to become better at tgm by kevin birrell
[04/10 02:16] KevinDDR: 1. Do it.
[04/10 02:16] KevinDDR: 2. Hype.
[04/10 02:16] KevinDDR: 3. Fuck that shit.
[04/10 02:16] KevinDDR: 4. Buy your own cabinet.
[04/10 02:17] KevinDDR: 5. Nearly kill yourself because some random crazy UU witch motherfucker didn't sleep with you because you played too much tetris
[04/10 02:17] KevinDDR: 6. Sleep with her anyway. 
[04/10 02:17] KevinDDR: 7. Pabst blue ribbon.
[04/10 02:17] KevinDDR: 8. Stop living.

*These next two don't have an accurate date or time because my DSi failed on me D:

[04/13 01:16] KevinDDR: so i sent a message to my girlfriend something like "hey babe. wish you were here for the final day of hell I MEAN SAKURACON"
[04/13 01:16] KevinDDR: and she replied back
[04/13 01:16] KevinDDR: "i wish your name was my homework."
[04/13 01:16] KevinDDR: and i was like
[04/13 01:16] KevinDDR: "why"
[04/13 01:16] KevinDDR: and she said
[04/13 01:16] KevinDDR: "because then you'd be hard and i'd be doing you on my desk"

[04/13 01:17] KevinDDR: there's the people who make love to tetris
[04/13 01:17] KevinDDR: and then there's people like me
[04/13 01:17] KevinDDR: who fucking jam it in with the force of 1000 kenyans
[04/13 01:17] KevinDDR: no lube.

[04/13 12:13] Vin_s: I will take kevin with my stick

[04/13 21:19] muf: hmm, at least now the discussion is no longer irrelevant
[04/13 21:19] muf: but it's still not interesting
[04/13 21:20] Zircean:  make it interesting then muf
[04/13 21:20] muf: BIG FLOPPY DONKEY DICK.
[04/13 21:20] colour_thief: MOOSE COCKS
[04/13 21:20] muf: presto